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Anyone want to play? I'll start with !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! courtesy of Men's Magazine. One of their best suggestions: a 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer. Oh yeah, this is rich alright!
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"but sales [of the Mazda CX-7) have been low because the car is between a sedan and a compact car. It has been unable to be successful in either category."
Wut? The CX-7 is not between a sedan and a compact car.
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Forbes obviously hates women: http://www.forbes.com/2011/04/25/car… Or why would they list 9 shitty cars out of 10?
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I couldn't even get past the first three before I gave up...in no universe does any of those say "I'm rich"
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Right, it is a failed crossover. Rich.
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Is this 'Men's Magazine' a periodical for paupers? And God help the guy that buys a 2003 V6 Mustang, you might as well just turn your penis in.
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men's magazine your number one source of car advice since never
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It is an elephant.
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Wow. Only a couple of those cars make you look even vaguely, remotely wealthy.
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That list was terrible. Mainly because it didn't include the Crossfire.
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In their defense re: the Lancer - they picked, possibly, the ugliest Lancer I have ever seen. My friend has one in orange and it's still looking pretty sharp for it's age.
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So the G35 was discontinued in 2007 for poor sales? And Infiniti never brought back their top selling sedan? ...weird. A friend of mine picked up a 2013 G25 pretty recently, and I see G37's all the time.
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Copy & Paste most of Jalopnik's "Answers of the Day" lists.
/Thread.
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Well, at least they were able to print an article without mentioning a way to get rock hard abs.
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Wow, 2011 Saab 9-5 on that list!
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This one is hilarious. Women will LOVE Chevy Equinoxes.
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That's a BAD list... Almost made for comic purposes.
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Here's a good one: The Ten Most Expensive Cars To Repair , and there is not one Italian or, even worse, British car on the list! Where's Doug Demuro's Range Rover?
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There was a bunch of reasons I bought an '05 350Z, but looking rich wasn't a primary one...
The convertible version of the Nissan 350Z is a hot looking car that has the style and elegance of a way more expensive car.
What they mean here is that it's a knockoff of an Audi TT, and won the award for "Ugliest Convertible Version of a Decent Looking Coupe."
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"10 top 10 lists that never should have been written."
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I was hoping for ten, but so far its only up to three. I'm not ambitious enough!